Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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