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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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