- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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