Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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autistic kids rock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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