- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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