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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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