- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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