- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Firgen and the blung brigade

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

knock knock Goodbye

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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