Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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