What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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