- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

it was all Tagart

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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