- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A lot eh?

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

So FDR walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Gay republicans

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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