Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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