- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Have you ever heard of a goose?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what is orange? an orange

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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