- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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