- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What stops a train? A missile

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

This is not a joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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