- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Everybody will die

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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