- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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