A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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