a man checks his mypsace

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kill yourself

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Guest what? Dog

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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