- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's white and sticky semen

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

hi michael

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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