- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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