- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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