There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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whats 7+4? 74

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Bitch

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Anti Joke

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