An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

You sick fiend

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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