- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

I love pissing people off :P

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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