- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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