- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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