- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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