- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 69.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Chick Norris... Enough said

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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