- Anti Joke

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

my wife out of the kitchen

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.