Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Granny porn!

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Pickle

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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