Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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The Big Band Theory

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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