- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A fish swims up your penis...

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

batman has diarrhea

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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