- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A man died.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Cripples are lame.

Take part of what?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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