- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

I named my son ps2 controller

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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