What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Get up Look in the mirror

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

hi

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Who is it?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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