- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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