- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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