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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

anti jokes are really funny

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia