What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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your face

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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