A penis walks into a bar..

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

It says so on your cap.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

vote this down and i will DOX you

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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