- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

FIONN'S LIFE

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

can you pass the soap?

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

outside your comfort zone

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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