I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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