- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

woman's lacrosse

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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