She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

whats white and sticky glue

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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