- Anti Joke

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.