There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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silver bullet?

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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