- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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