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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What's the new green? Green

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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