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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What long black and tasty? Licorice

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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