what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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