- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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