An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Albert <3 Hunter

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Katy Perry

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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