One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Your big dick.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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