There was a chicken. It squarked.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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