People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

It's all Taggart

What's brown and sticky? A stick

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Women's rights.

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