- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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