- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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