That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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karn chevalier

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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justin beiber sucks

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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