- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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