how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Anti Joke

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