Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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