- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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