- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

u know whats a crime? rape

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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