- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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