- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

800 people died last year. end of story

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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