what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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penis in the camel

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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