what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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