- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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