how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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sure!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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