why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Yellow People !!

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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