- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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