Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Actually it was me Josh brown

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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