- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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