- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

roses are red violets should be purple

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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