- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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