What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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