Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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