Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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