Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

haha Otarts was here

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

women's rights.

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