What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Please don't shoot me

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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