Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Pickle

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

whos on the right track? lady gaga

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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