- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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