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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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