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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

su algato es en fuego

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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