- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

The government

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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