- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

The WNBA

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Caolan and Eamon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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