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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

a man checks his mypsace

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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