- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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