- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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