- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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