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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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