- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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