your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

N-E Pats never cheated

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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