- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

gay pom...

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

I'm so punny.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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