Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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