- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

My cat just died.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Gus's mom

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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