- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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