What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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