What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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How old are you? 7

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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