- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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