- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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