- Anti Joke

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

the economy.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.