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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

And you honored it I see :P

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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