- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

don't just stand there

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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