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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What? Huh?

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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