What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Jokes Ki Duniya

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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