- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

if got a joke if fogot it

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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