What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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