- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Phew... it's gone.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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