- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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