What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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