- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

France had one revolution

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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