- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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