- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Who wants water? I do.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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