Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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