Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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I <3 Hitler

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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