a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

my mind's eye?

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

asians have slitted eyes lol

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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