I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

women rights

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

68

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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