What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what goes boo a sock

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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