Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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