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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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