Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

human centipede

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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