- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

A dancer walks into a barre

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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