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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Detroit has a low crime rate

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