- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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