- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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