Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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i hate non minorities!

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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