- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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