- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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