- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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