- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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