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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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