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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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