- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

what's black and can't swim?

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I have a horse.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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