What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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