Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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