- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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